So Jasper, the humans have left us for their holiday, which is very rude of them. We don’t get to go on holiday. What say we persuade the cat sitter to have an early night tonight and we invite all our friends round to trash the litter tray, cough up a few furballs on their best cream rug, and eat all the cans of tuna in the pantry whilst they are gone?
No one parties like a grumpycat parties!!